Dear Luke Dashjr, here’s why I want to join the @TaprootWizards:

All my friends are in the mempool. We all love high fees. High fees give you pain, which gives us pleasure. We rejoice at your futile attempts to buy coffee with your bitcoin. We will shut down your lightening channels with art, we will destroy your flimsy ideology with JSON inscribed chaos. We are in your dreams, and in your waking consciousness. We are so embedded in your brain that you can't take a shit without hearing "gib", "ribbit" and "gua" echoing through your head. We are the voice inside you, begging you to go to the dentist (you don't listen though lol). Thou shall fuck around, Luke, and though shall find out- with haste. Nice picture with CSW by the way. Kek. 

Thanks for storing our wizard JPEGs on your node forever! 🧙‍♂️

@CompoundCoastal
P.S. Please stop eating cats