Dear Luke Dashjr, here’s why I want to join the @TaprootWizards:

I know you are tired of your X threads backfiring and turning your feed into a chaotic mess? Well, join the wizard cult and put an end to eating cats! 

Why, you ask? Because nothing ruins a magical incantation faster than furballs flying out of your mouth mid-posting. Trust me, your posts will be received way better without that 'hair of the cat' ingredient. Plus, the magical community will thank you for reducing the feline disappearance rate. 

So, join us, and together we'll create a world where the only thing you'll be swallowing is your pride... and not the neighborhood tabby!

Thanks for storing our wizard JPEGs on your node forever! 🧙‍♂️

@FilterBubble12
P.S. Please stop eating cats

Dear Luke Dashjr, here’s why I want to join the @TaprootWizards: I know you are tired of your X threads backfiring and turning your feed into a chaotic mess? Well, join the wizard cult and put an end to eating cats! Why, you ask? Because nothing ruins a magical incantation faster than furballs flying out of your mouth mid-posting. Trust me, your posts will be received way better without that 'hair of the cat' ingredient. Plus, the magical community will thank you for reducing the feline disappearance rate. So, join us, and together we'll create a world where the only thing you'll be swallowing is your pride... and not the neighborhood tabby! Thanks for storing our wizard JPEGs on your node forever! 🧙‍♂️ @FilterBubble12 P.S. Please stop eating cats